Too Clumsy To Be A Surgeon, Rachel Bloom Chose Musical Theatre Instead
26
December

Too Clumsy To Be A Surgeon, Rachel Bloom Chose Musical Theatre Instead

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

EVERYBODY, MY NEXT GUEST IS A GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING STAR AND CREATOR OF CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND. PLEASE WELCOME RACHELLE BLOOM. (APPLAUSE) NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>HIMENT NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. I FEEL LIKE A SEXY SALSA DANCER IN THIS. SO I WANTED TO SALSA DANCE.>>Stephen: YOU TALLLY LOOKED LIKE A SEXY SALSA DANCER IN […]


Jon Pardi: Heartache Medication
06
December

Jon Pardi: Heartache Medication

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

-Performing the title track off his critically acclaimed album “Heartache Medication,” Jon Pardi, everyone. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ Same old dive, same old end of the work week drink ♪ ♪ Bartender knows my name, but I don’t mind ♪ ♪ She kicks ’em up strong, serves me up right ♪ […]


One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Plastic Surgeons: I Got Work Done | One Star Reviews
13
October

One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Plastic Surgeons: I Got Work Done | One Star Reviews

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

writing a review is like a Donald Trump to eat anybody can say anything three o’clock in the morning let me show you this this is a copy of the lawsuit against bad news we have deep pockets and deep resources to go after each and everybody so I’ve been an advocate for natural beauty […]


Doctor Who:  How Doomsday Should Have Ended
24
September

Doctor Who: How Doomsday Should Have Ended

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

Doctor Who: How Doomsday Should Have Ended It takes an awful lot of power to send this projection. I’m in orbit around a supernova. I’m burning up a sun just to say goodbye. Am I ever gonna see you again? You cant. I… I love you. Quite right too. And I suppose… *cry noise* if […]


Honest Trip to the Doctor
18
September

Honest Trip to the Doctor

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

– Hi! I’m here for my annual physical. I haven’t been in years because I didn’t have health insurance. – Great. Fill out this stack of paperwork that you know none of the information for and wait an hour after your scheduled appointment to be seen. – Really? An hour, even though there’s literally no […]


OPERACION DE OJOS EXTREMA | Surgeon Simulator DLC
14
September

OPERACION DE OJOS EXTREMA | Surgeon Simulator DLC

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /


Rowan Atkinson is Doctor Who | Comic Relief
08
September

Rowan Atkinson is Doctor Who | Comic Relief

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

You are doomed, Doctor. Doomed! You are piloting your TARDIS into a deadly trap, and even you will not suspect until it’s far too late. You know if you’re going to spy on me, you really should turn the speaker off. What? Ho- my dear Doctor, after our many centuries of conflict, naturally I wished […]


“Indian Doctors” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous
08
September

“Indian Doctors” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

I would never go to an Indian guy that became a doctor Especially one that was born and raised in this part of the world fuck that Cause if we were born and raised here you had real dreams, and it was never to become a doctor Let’s be honest. I would go to an […]


Why Isn’t My Thyroid Medication Working?
06
September

Why Isn’t My Thyroid Medication Working?

By Paul Henry / in , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , /

PATIENT>>But other doctors don’t make me wear this ridiculous costume. DOCTOR>>That’s because other doctors don’t understand the delicate doctor patient relationship like I do. [fart] Now, do you have any other questions? PATIENT>>Yes. I got frustrated with my continuing hypothyroid symptoms and increased my thyroid medicine. It did nothing. I am still cold, tired, and […]